My coworkers are plotting to arrange a marriage for me.

I really do believe it is the end of the world....

D8

O.O

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Well now. I suppose I should have known that attempting to wake up after only three hours of sleep in 48 hours was bound to end in, well, not waking up at all. When I finally did wake this morning it was with the sunlight in full glow across the room and the numbers on my phone reading 6:40am. Why hadn't the alarm gone off at 5am then? -Oh, but it ( Read more... )

Title: Blasphemy
Fandom: Naruto (ofc~)
Rating: PG (I think XD)
Genre: drama/romance (not really)
Characters: Kakuzu, Hidan

For shirohime777 who gave me the idea one day when we were sitting around doing nothing and complaining to each other about how bored we were~ Ah and should I continue into the gory details...? |: It's my first time writing up an intro to smut ( Read more... )

For fifteen minutes, I was sure I was going to die. And not in the quickest of methods either. I kept playing out possible scenes where I'd be stabbed, burned, or just hacked to death. And then later burned maybe ( Read more... )

Just before opening the gate to leave home yesterday at 5.30 in the morning, I heard the neighbor's dog growl, and when I looked up I saw this huge ass rat tight-rope walking the telephone lines. Like holy crap okay that rat was as big as a big cat, and I have no idea how it managed to successfully walk the line... I think that might have also been ( Read more... )

Of all days, I was stalking FB, and lookie what I found~

HAHA I just remembered that good old group on Facebook (of which I am an officer and haven't checked back in a few years DX ). The entire list was on there, and omg.... a whole bunch applies to me :|

The bolded and LARGE ones are like... the most applicable ones~

( Hullo machang 8D )

 I love my uncle, but he's an ass when it comes to giving me directions. Or maybe I'm just really bad at following directions? I don't know, a little bit of both, perhaps.

So. I sent in a random resume to two schools that were looking for a Biology teacher. And one of them called back at a very critical moment - I was trying to prevent myself from ( Read more... )